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Today: Rising levels of CO2 in the atmosphere will cause a warming trend across the globe. Polor ice caps may melt, causing rising sea levels. Widespread climatic changes may result, such as heat waves, drought and intense storms.

Expect high air pollution levels, causing asthma, bronchitis and other health problems.

Not to worry, your Hummer can ford up to 20 inches of water, and with it's luxurious interior and air conditioning, you'll be able to get the kids to school in comfort. Who cares if they won't have a world to apply all that education in?

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We want to reduce greenhouse gases. Ours is a large economy. We used to generate more wealth than we are today. And as a result, we do contribute greenhouse gases to the atmosphere. "
-George W. Bush, London, July 19, 2001


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